February 2012
2 posts
Feb 17th
“You can’t blame gravity for falling inlove.”
– Albert Einstein
Feb 16th
October 2011
1 post
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and...
Oct 1st
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September 2011
2 posts
Sep 25th
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3 tags
Sep 25th
104,075 notes
July 2011
2 posts
stayin' drunk is the best medicine for...
Jul 25th
Jul 17th
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June 2011
7 posts
Jun 15th
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Black Friday
This last Friday must’ve been one of the most stressful days I’ve had in a very loooooong time. I can only describe it just like Eddie Murphy is doin’ it in this gif. Instead of being told “fuck you” alot of my ex coworkers were told “you’re fired! you’re fired! you’re fired! Who’s next?” To make a loong story short in all the people that got fired...
Jun 6th
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
793 notes
Jun 2nd
“I usually go with brutal honesty even if it’s not the truth. Lying and...”
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
May 2011
23 posts
ignorance is bliss
May 29th
somehow wanna remain ignorant on the fact that...
A MIND ERASER!
May 29th
May 23rd
859 notes
Wine, why were ye a not a noble drink that thy...
Or in modern english, why the fk is your hangover a bitch.
May 22nd
Jazz and wine mood
May 22nd
May 21st
411 notes
prtrumsntntia asked: Julio, mañana es el fin del mundo
May 21st
May 20th
I don't know if there's something worse, but tops...
May 20th
May 20th
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the juice was worth the squeeze
May 20th
“What we are never changes, who we are never stops changing.”
May 20th
I'm not sure if it was a miracle, prayer or...
I finished everything! Done! Finito! I finished a report that could’ve costed my job if I hadn’t had ready it ready for tomorrow morning… I wasn’t even sure I was gonna make it or handle the extreme pressure by my boss, the country manager… 14 days work done in 27hours non stop!
May 17th
23 straight-hour-marathon, rebuiliding a two-week...
Somehow
May 17th
There's a distance of 25 inches between me and my...
I’m condemned to go into a downward spiral.
May 16th
I'm still in the denial phase...
a two weeks work project down the drain… Idea to draft»> 2 days Draft to Final Version»> 12 days Backup copy »»»> as useful as a used condom. For security reasons, Excel removed content and macros that are now irrecoverable.
May 16th
MS Excel has a giant unrepentant-self-aware- clusterfuck mode against me.
May 16th
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May 16th
May 15th
May 3rd
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May 2nd
May 2nd
March 2011
8 posts
Mar 27th
560 notes
Won a Open Job Posting @ work
There’s no adjective that can actually describe the magna pleasure I felt of rubbing in peoples face an achievement fully accomplished. Why did I do it? Those people underestimated me… Definitely vengance is an inspiration for success! wwwwoooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!
Mar 27th
Mar 27th
“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.”
– Lou Holtz (via kari-shma)
Mar 20th
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Birthday boy... Happy bday to me!
Mar 12th
“How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her...”
– House
Mar 9th
“Be grateful, anywhere else in the animal kingdom, your parents would have eaten...”
– House
Mar 6th
Being conservative holds you back, but being...
Most of my co workers are a bunch of idiots but I tell them all the time that they should be grateful (I don’t tell them why).
Mar 6th
February 2011
5 posts
Feb 22nd
2 years with Tumblr
fk! I think I love you… yeah right
Feb 18th
“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”
– Gloria Steinem (via kari-shma)
Feb 11th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 2nd
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